A.... club curse? This is strange. Especially as I seem to be president of the 'Because I'm Worth It' club? I have a metal name tag attached to my robes that says as such.

I'm also a normal member of this, which I do NOT find funny, City, this, which is true, this, which is actually flattering, and this, which, well... I'm not sure it's true, but ( Read more... )

I sense today is going to be most confusing indeed. Hai... I guess it may be a case of 'presume nothing?' I am still me, thankfully. I would not wish this body on anybody. My hair is rather weighty, you know. It would take a lot of getting used to.

Seriously... I know it sounds odd, but it's true...

Well... good luck today, everybody?